So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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