if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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