Where is the hickey?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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