I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
