Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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