I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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