So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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