how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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