ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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