super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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