awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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