Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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