I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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