Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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