Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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