That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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