You work out of a Hotel?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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