He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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go home
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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