Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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