i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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