The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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