i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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