this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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