Sry I called you an 8
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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