I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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