quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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