once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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