i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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