Sry I called you an 8
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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