Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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