Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.