Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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