To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Never let your siblings swipe right.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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