Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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