Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry π¬
They just canceled the season. Itβs going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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