need another drink. this is the easiest way
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Watching her eat just hurts me
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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