We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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