You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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