Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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