HIV tests are more positive than that guy
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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