She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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