you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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