just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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