Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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