fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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