just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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