This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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