I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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