if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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