I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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