Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
whose parrot is this?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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