Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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