I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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