I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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