I'm lost and stupid without you.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I forget how to act sober
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
