You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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